2. I fucking swear a lot, dammit
3. I'm an electrician lol
4. My give a fuck is normally not functioning.
5. I'm a ginger. Problem?
6. I find my undercut hilarious
7. I drive a jacked up and always muddy '10 Wrangler. (also a mad max lookin' 1978 camaro)
8. I have a hatchetman tattooed on my left forearm. See #4. I now also have the Inquisition logo from Warhammer 40k under that
9. I'm actually a nice person if you're not an asshat.
10. No, It does not bother me that you are [sexual orientation/religion/race/etc]. I really don't care. Do whatever you want.
11. If you can't tell from #10, I'm a Libertarian.
12. No, I don't believe in your god.
13. No, I will not capitalize the first letter of god.
14. I'm pretty much a redneck. Deal with it.
15. Shit dude calm down, I know I'm apparently intimidating, but goddamn
I literally almost killed myself just now.
Like, I was on webcam with 7 other people and I was gonna ‘shoot’ the guy below me. My pistol was apparently loaded. I took a piece of shrapnel into the bottom of my right calf and made a hole in the floor. Couple inches in any direction and I could have took a round into the femoral artery or my junk. Jesus fuck. I don’t care if you believe me or not, I just need to get it off my chest.
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Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
Did someone say kittens and military…
Happy Memorial Day.
they have kittens in Afghanistan?
My best friend did the same thing when he was stationed outside Baghdad.
Source: Washington Post
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]omfg omfg funniest shit ever ever
OH MY GOD
I wish I had known about this when I went to boot camp
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]how to paint a squirrel
LITERALLY HOW I PAINT
Source: shavingryansprivates
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That’s his fucking metal face.
Source: mitotic
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So we lost one chopper last sunday, and the other sometime between monday and friday. The truck was lost monday. Pretty much everyone has died and lost their gear. I lucked out and hiked back to the first chopper crash and retrieved my rifle and all my gear. Only took two hours of creeping through a pitch dark city full of zombies. I think the rest of the squad has scattered to the four winds, but me and two friends met up last night and are staging to raid Stary Sobor.
This is how the squad I was in in DayZ looked last week. You can’t see it but there’s a second helicopter behind me. We thought we were top of the line.
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